She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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