literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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