Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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