I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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