this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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