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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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