When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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