i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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