I like to think it a success when the cops are called
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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