yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I just want to make out with him forever
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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