she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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