Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
