and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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