The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Randomize
