Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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