he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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