Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
he quoted the bible to break up with me
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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