dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize