it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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