I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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