Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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