Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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