i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
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He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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