You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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