Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
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Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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