420 ftw
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Enjoy the penises
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Randomize
