In the future we'll all be gay
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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