You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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