Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
as a side note pls kill me
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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