I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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