He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
