What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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