Kiss
Puke
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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