when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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