Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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