Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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