No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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