Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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