I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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