There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
