He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
