More tranny stories later!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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