we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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