My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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