Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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