If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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