Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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