Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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