She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
