i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
