we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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