You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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