Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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